Those of us growing up in
the 70s and 80s didn’t have the likes of Football Manager to play, but we did
have our own football simulation game: Subbuteo.
Once you’d got the basic set
(a pitch, two goals, two teams and a ball), you could buy all sorts of extras,
from stands and floodlights to miniature fans. But the first thing you did was buy your own team. Subbuteo
helpfully published a catalogue listing all the differently painted teams they
sold and which clubs the colours applied to. So the team in yellow-gold shirts
and black shorts, for example, was not just Watford, but also Wolverhampton
Wanderers, Hull City and (I seem to remember) Newport County.
That was all very well in
the early 70s, but as kits became showier, my Subbuteo Hornets began to look
out of date. No problem. As a prolific builder of Airfix kits, I was already a
dab hand with a fine paintbrush and a tin of Humbrol. I decided to pimp my
team.
Having recently found the
box containing my Subbuteo Watford team in my mum’s attic, I’m astonished at
how good a job I did. How on earth did I manage to paint those fine red and
black stripes down the arms? The precise shape of the collars? The moustaches?
Moustaches? Oh yes. I didn’t
stop at updating the kit: I wanted my Subbuteo team to look like the real
thing, so I made sure they had the right colour hair (there seems to have been
a choice between black and brown), and moustaches where appropriate – and there
were plenty of those, this being the era of Dennis Booth, Ian Bolton and co.
I also brought the racial
balance of the team in line with reality. In Subbuteo’s world, all footballers
were fair-skinned – well, pink – but Watford had a couple of black players by
this time, so my miniature Hornets did too.
Rediscovering the box, I was
surprised to find that there were actually two teams in it: one with red shorts
and matching bases, and one with black shorts and bases. (Clearly, even then, I
couldn’t decide which side of the great debate to come down on.) The work on
the red team is more accomplished, but there are only nine of them, so either I
never finished them, or a couple got trodden on or chewed by the dog – a
constant risk if you played on the floor. Mind you, looking back now, I have a
feeling that I spent a lot longer painting my Watford team than actually
playing with it.
By Tim Turner
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Shirley Sherwood's black shorts appear to have fallen down. Good job he has that long red goalkeeping jersey on.....
ReplyDeleteIn the 80s, Watford had the same kit as Partick Thistle. I only knew that because it said so on the side of the Subbuteo packet.
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