Friday, 7 October 2011

WFC in 100 Objects - #11 7-1 Pen

After his fantastic book "Enjoy The Game", Lionel Birnie is coming back with a new book "The 100 Greatest Wins" which runs down the Top 100 post-war Watford wins. For more information look at his website. And this week Lionel writes about an object that is is synonymous with one of those historic wins. 

WFC in 100 Objects - # 11 7-1 Pen

My search for a Watford 7 Southampton 1 commemorative pen goes on. The quest has been so long and so fruitless I am beginning to doubt they even existed.

I was not at that barmy game on a balmy early September evening in 1980. It was way past my bedtime and Watford FC featured only briefly at the edges of my life. I was still a couple of years or so away from full-on addiction.

My bedroom then was decorated with posters of Tom Baker. Television’s time travelling genius, Doctor Who, was my hero. My appreciation of the omniscient brilliance of Graham Taylor would come later. I would soon form the opinion that GT, like the Time Lord, knew the answer to everything. In fact, wouldn’t Graham Taylor have made a brilliant Doctor? Initials on his tracksuit top, long scarf, ability to confound alien enemies with long, slightly-rambling team talks…
But back to the point of the pen. As any Hornets fan knows, Watford lost 4-0 to First Division Southampton in the first leg of a League Cup tie at The Dell.

(For those under the age of about 20, a small glossary of terms. First Division = Premier League. League Cup = Carling Cup. The Dell = St Mary’s Stadium. Sadly the idea of a 4-0 defeat at Southampton is something we are all too familiar with this week).

Improbably, Watford won the second leg 7-1. If you were at the match, you won’t need reminding of the details. If you weren’t, check out my forthcoming book, The 100 Greatest Watford Wins. It’s in there. Probably. Shameless plug over.

How did Watford FC’s marketing department choose to celebrate this monumental result? That’s right, they got on the phone and ordered a batch of pens bearing the score. Pens. Truly, the early 1980s were a more innocent time.

What would it be these days? An App, probably. Something flashy and gizmo-y that appeals to our shrinking attention spans. With just the right combination of flashy graphics to be fleetingly attractive yet instantly forgettable.

But a pen. Who wouldn’t want a commemorative pen?

As I slowly immersed myself in all things Watford FC in the early 1980s, I read voraciously. Programmes, yearbooks, newspapers, Match magazine. I learned quickly but, in contrast to today, not at my own pace. Information was not flying at you from all angles. You had to work at it. These days, you can get on the internet and find out who won the 1972 League Cup immediately. (It was Stoke City). Back then, you had to buy a book, or wait for a magazine to print a roll of honour. Ridiculous. So there were great gaps in the young football fan’s knowledge. Our understanding of past football seasons you hadn’t witnessed was only partially complete.

So, in 1982, when I got my hands on a copy of the 1981 Watford FC annual handbook, I scanned the results, soaking up the information, and can still remember the double-take as I saw the score of that match. 7-1. Must be a misprint, so I checked with my dad.

Then I bought a bundle of Watford programmes from late 1980 at a car boot sale and saw adverts for the commemorative pen. Not only was the result real, they made a pen? Dad didn’t have one.
Scroll on 13 years. I’m working at the Watford Observer, on the sports desk. A lad comes in on work experience. Older than me, first went to Vicarage Road in early 1978. I am insanely envious. He was there at the start of the journey. I arrived midway through, out of breath and flustered asking: ‘What’s going on? Have I missed anything?’

He’s brought with him a shoulder bag that looks like a girl’s satchel. And a pencil case. Loser. This guy’s just graduated from university and he still has a pencil case?

And then he pulls out a pen. I see the seven and the one on the lettering first. I can feel myself hold my breath.

If I had one of those pens, I think to myself, I’d keep it in a decorative stone sarcophagus. This wally is willing to risk it rubbing against other ‘ordinary’ pens in an unpadded pencil case?
He explains that the centre bit, the ball point and the ink, has been replaced several times over the years with those from regular un-seven-one pens but that does nothing to lessen my desire to have it.
For the rest of the week, I think about pinching it but simply cannot go through with it. How would it work? I can see the chain of events. The moment he realises it’s missing. My cheeks flush red. My unconvincing attempt to say “Er, no mate, I’ve not seen it.” The pen falling out of my pocket and lying at my feet. My pathetic claims of innocence. “I’ve no idea how it got in my pocket, honestly.” The police being called. Hours of nice cop, nasty cope under the glare of a harsh anglepoise lamp. A tearful confession. The humiliation of telling my family I’m a thief. The court case and inevitable prison sentence.

Years later, eBay came along and although I’ve bought all manner of Watford-related nonsense at stupidly inflated prices, I’ve never come across a 7-1 pen. Not so much as had the chance to bid up to £50.01 for it. Where are they all?

Anniversaries have come and gone and the club’s marketing department has inexplicably failed to produce a replica. How about a range of ‘epic scoreline pens’. Watford 8 Sunderland 0. Watford 3 Kaiserslautern 0. Luton Town 0 Watford 4?
No, no, no. Stop it. You’ll ruin it. You can’t just issue a pen willy-nilly every time Watford thrash someone.
And so the search goes on. Someone out there must have a Watford 7 Southampton 1 pen. And if you do, can I just borrow it for a sec? I’ll give it back. I promise.

Lionel Birnie

Cheers to @putajumperon for sending us the photos of the pen

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    On Boxing Day 1977, Us Men, left my Grandparents house in Eastcote and made our way to Vicarage Road to see the mighty Watford battle it out against Northampton (who had a spritely George Reilly playing up front). I was there, standing on the bend between Rookery and Shrodells. Of course, being 10 and football green, I was too young to appreciate the full significance of my good fortune, but the following 10 years were to be a wonderful ride, football-wise.

    Three years and two promotions later I was still a young wide-eyed teenager at the time of the League Cup game against Southampton. My friend @campervanliving, I later found out, went to the 1st leg 0-4 away fixture. Parental insistence meant I didn't move from the Home Counties on school nights. However come the home leg I was sitting in my usual seat, W40, in the Main Stand, with my Dad, Uncle (now an UR resident), and most importanly my late Granddad who introduced me to our wonderful club. The away result meant nothing. I didn't worry about defeat at the time, as Elton John's Taylor Made Army could always win. God, it was a great time to be a Watford fan in Taylor's first reign, something Lionel and I both mentioned on twitter the other night: it was a truly magical era.

    What a night for the camera man to be ill. That illness has meant this game has become a thing of folklore, an old wives' tale, and enigma. But I was there. I can still picture Cally's goal, and I can remember spilling on to the pitch afterwards.I loved it, EVER BLOODY MINUTE! Even Sim's goal didn't bring on panic. This was our game start to finish. Saints, with or without Keegan, didn't have a prayer.
    The next morning I bought ever paper on the way to school, the cuttings of which are in a scrap book upstairs in the loft (a place my lovely wife would like them to stay).
    As for the pen, I remember people were giving them out at the turnstiles at the following home game. I took one and thought nothing of it, I even used it at school a few times, but then the Gollum in me took overand I removed the ink cartridge for fear it might leak, and stashed it away with my scrapbooks, programmes, old shirts, tickets etc... It's MY PRECIOUS!!!

    That pen represents everything that was great about midweek football at the Vic during Taylor's first reign. Optimistic, exciting, fearless, worldbeaters.
    To all at the club, at the time, I owe a great deal. You made my teenage years!!!


  2. The club are missing a trick here.

    You could have a range of commemorative pens for different moods.

    Luton 0 Watford 4 for triumphalism, to be used esp on a Friday
    Birmingham 1 Watford 0 (1-1 agg 6-7 pens) for nostalgia
    Watford 1 Crystal Palace 5 for sulking with
    Watford 2 Torquay 1 (AWS) for chipping ice off a frozen windscreen
    Cheltenham 0 Watford 0 for stabbing someone in the eye with
    Watford 1 Coventry 1 for every other day of the year

  3. I was at the match, didn't buy a programme but bought one signed by the whole team on eBay a couple of years ago. GTs programme notes are great, something about not turning up at Southampton but in football anything is possible...... But a pen, didn't know about a pen. It looks a thing of beauty.i also now want one.

  4. I had a pen, and so did my brother. That match was on my 10th birthday, and as a "Junior Hornet" I got to go onto the pitch and get given a birthday card by Graham Taylor, signed by the whole team. BEST BIRTHDAY EVER!

  5. Jude that must have been a very special birthday. Do you still have the birthday card? If you do we could added it to the list!!



  6. I have a pen, it doesnt work now but I have kept it as a momento of that great night